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Vince L​ö​mbarrdi presents GAMEFACE

by Vince Lömbarrdi

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Offense sells tickets Defense wins the super bowl The agony of defeat Will pound you in the glory hole DON'T BE A BIG PUSSY Stretch out those hamstrings Be firm, never gentle Keep your eyes downfield Work on your fundamentals DON'T BE A BIG PUSSY Whatever it takes, You got to be a winner Protein shakes, raw eggs and chin-ups, Breakfast, lunch and dinner DON'T BE A BIG PUSSY Win some you lose some, That's the way the cookie crumbles Make your old man proud Protect your balls, don't fumble DON'T BE A BIG PUSSY Show me aggression Get mad, get mean Take it out on the football field Whip it out for the prom queen DON'T BE A BIG PUSSY Whatever it takes, You got to be a winner Protein shakes, raw eggs and chin-ups, Breakfast, lunch and dinner
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ArmaKEGgon 01:15
It's ArmaKEGgon, it's ArmaKEGgon For your life, you'll be beggin'! Don't puke - sign of weakness Don't puke - sign of shame Drink this Pabst Blue Ribbon SIGN OF SHAME!
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COACH: Bark bark bark! Ruff ruff ruff! Go hit on that broad, then try to pound that muff Take her to the club, maybe take her out to a show Two rubbers, case of Redbull and a big bag of blow JIMMY: But guys, I get nervous when I try to act tough If I pretend I'm macho, she'll see through the bluff COACH: Just relax Banks, steal your Daddy's new car If she doesn't put out, we're driving to the titty bar She ain't pretty, She ain't pretty but she gets the job done She ain't pretty... whoa-oh-whoa (dialogue between Coach Simpson and Jimmy, Coach pressuring Jimmy to get his dilz wet with an undesirable skeezy) JIMMY: I don't want a paper bag romance I don't want a paper bag romance COACH: They can't all be perfect tens, they can't all be fine But Hot-or-not.com gave her a four-point-five She ain't pretty, She ain't pretty but she gets the job done She ain't pretty... whoa-oh-whoa
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NBA JAM 03:36
I wanna jam, I wanna jam, I wanna jam with the basketball band (*or basketball man, whatever works for you*) Knee socks I'm rockin' - John Stockton I pass the rock to Karl Malone Just like how I pass the bone Giving a big shout-out to Toblerone (*Tobin Simpson) The Larry Bird of bass, just do it Tried to put your hand in my face and I ran right through it With the slamming attack, fuck Shaq! I hit jump shots with with my man, Vlade Divac Right in your face about as hard as I can You're a sorry, pathetic excuse of a man I j-j-just wanna jam (CHORUS) Muggsy Bogues with the assist, you tried to slam but you missed Damn a jump shot's all in the wrist Sink threes with ease like Mookie Blaylock, Tom Gugliotta ... so don't bother! Basketball pimp - Detlef Schrempf Supersonic, smokin' bubonics - Shawn Kemp NBA Jam, blast from the past I'm all about Genesis, can't afford Dreamcast (More bounce to the motherfuckin' ounce) Time ran out - the 3-pointer counts (BRIDGE - NBA JAM commentator "here's the tip... stolen by Barkley... from downtown! ... Rejected! ...Oh my! Is it the shoes?... head-fake, head-fake... HE'S ON FIRE!") (CHORUS)
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GAMEFACE 04:52
(Show me what you're starin' at!) GAMEFACE! Offsides, I cut you down to size Illegal procedure Rush ya, crush your brain, leave you with a seizure Don't try to drive away in your bitch-ass car I'll hunt you down like the dog that you are! I'm gonna mash your face in the ground See you in hell before you get the first touchdown I'm running deep like blood runs red, from your head Spread-eagle on the grass 'cuz I checked your ass Last picked, first to get whipped BOYYY, Your booksmarts ain't good for shit! COACH SIMPSON: Well, well, well... if it isn't little Jimmy Banks coming back for sophomore year tryouts. What you got to say for yourself this year boy? JIMMY BANKS: Please sir! I have to make first-string quarterback or my father will send me to the Foster home! COACH: First-string quarterback? You'd be lucky to make third-string waterboy! JIMMY: NOoooOOO!!!! COACH: You think it's a game!!!?!? GAMEFACE! GAMEFACE! GAMEFACE! GAMEFACE! Line up, ya punk bitches Football is a game of inches BOOTSTOMP! Your back's to the wall What's the matter with you Jimmy - can't you catch a damn football? BUTTERFINGERS! You damn knucklehead I'll cut you from the team, then I'll stab you in the head!!! It's not an illusion, stop the confusion Cerebral concussion, END OF DISCUSSION! COACH: Alright Jimmy, our QB just got ejected for whipping it out in front of the cheerleaders. Show me what you got boy - get in the game! JIMMY: Umm, uh-okaayy!!! PLAY-BY-PLAY ANNOUNCER: Here's the snap... Banks dodges a tackle! He's got a man wide open in the end zone - this should be an easy touchdown! Here's the pass... OH NO!!! He throws it in to the bleachers! What a piece of shit. COACH: ...Banks! What did I tell you about your butterfingers boy? JIMMY: I'm sorry sir, I was distracted by the cheerleaders COACH: Banks, I think it's time for you to hit the showers JIMMY: Not the showers! I still have a boner!!! COACH: Strip down! You think it's a game?!?!? RAPE FACE! RAPE FACE! FACE BOOK! GAMEFACE! I think it's time for... Sudden death - overtime! Sudden death - overtime! It's overtime!!! It's motherfuckin' overtime! I'm tired of losing, tired of last place Show me your GAMEFACE!!! (Show me what you're starin' at!) GAMEFACE!
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Darryl Poulsen, take a shot Mix with Redbull, give it all you got You take the Jager, drop it in Slam it back, the taste of sin Jager bombing! Feel the glory, feel the power Heart-rate jumps a hundred miles per hour I take Viagra, got semen stains I take no prisoners, love is pain Jager bombing! Jager Bombing gets you angry, it'll get you jacked Where's that waitress? Let's bring her back I need to wake up before I hit the ground Night of regrets, bring on another round Jager bombing!

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released March 1, 2012

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Vince Lombarrdi Toronto, Ontario

Blazing a warpath drenched in blood from countless victories on the field, Lombarrdi is a high-energy rock band that tells the story of Jimmy Banks and his struggle to make it on to the high school football team, led by the maniacal Coach Simpson.

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