She Ain't Pretty (But She Gets The Job Done)

from Vince Lömbarrdi presents GAMEFACE by Vince Lömbarrdi

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lyrics

COACH:
Bark bark bark! Ruff ruff ruff!
Go hit on that broad, then try to pound that muff
Take her to the club, maybe take her out to a show
Two rubbers, case of Redbull and a big bag of blow

JIMMY:
But guys, I get nervous when I try to act tough
If I pretend I'm macho, she'll see through the bluff

COACH:
Just relax Banks, steal your Daddy's new car
If she doesn't put out, we're driving to the titty bar

She ain't pretty,
She ain't pretty but she gets the job done
She ain't pretty... whoa-oh-whoa

(dialogue between Coach Simpson and Jimmy, Coach pressuring Jimmy to get his dilz wet with an undesirable skeezy)

JIMMY:
I don't want a paper bag romance
I don't want a paper bag romance

COACH:
They can't all be perfect tens, they can't all be fine
But Hot-or-not.com gave her a four-point-five

She ain't pretty,
She ain't pretty but she gets the job done
She ain't pretty... whoa-oh-whoa

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from Vince Lömbarrdi presents GAMEFACE, released March 1, 2012

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Vince Lombarrdi Toronto, Ontario

Blazing a warpath drenched in blood from countless victories on the field, Lombarrdi is a high-energy rock band that tells the story of Jimmy Banks and his struggle to make it on to the high school football team, led by the maniacal Coach Simpson.